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Why auto-parsing keywords is a bad idea

Spam received today:

Hi, this is Tracey from fishingsmart.com.
I really liked groovymother.com,
so I placed a listing for you on my site. It’s on the
rod page.

If you’d like me to make any changes to the listing, just
say so. You can see it at http://www.fishingsmart.com/rod/

(snip some guff about how I can link back to them)

Who knew that fisherfolk were quite so interested in people called Rod?