“Groovy Motherfucker”

“<i>Fuck</i> The Real World, I’m Voting Nader.”

“We’re not here to help fix your computer. We just want to get you off the phone. A tech-support slave tells his hellish tale.”

“help us flush out an authoritative witness to President Bush’s tour of duty defending the skies over Alabama — and put this tired, recycled AWOL story to rest once and for all.”