“Groovy Motherfucker”

British teenager’s bizarre suicide attempt. Will be a bad TV movie within 3 months, I’m sure.

Virus writers are being captured left right and centre this month.

I ♥ Turing machines

I feel unwell.

Yet another reason why I’ll be first in line when the MINI Convertibles are released over here

“She is beautiful and elegant in ways that the layers of paint on the Microsoft street-walker can only desperately try to imitate.”