Entries for Tuesday, January 1, 2008
➠ January 1, 2008
Bob and David: "Allllllviiiiin!"
David Cross explains why he did the “Alvin & the Chipmunks” movie that looks so crappy. “I asked the owner if he’d take some of my credibility as payment. He looked at me as if I was an alien with A.I.D.S. speaking some intergalactic gobbledy-goo. I had to patiently explain to this country bumpkin about my indie hipster cred, and I would now like to cash it in.”
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A Series of Letters to the First Girl I Ever Fingered | Cracked.com
by Michael Ian Black (The State, Stella, etc). “Hi! How are you? I hope this letter finds you well. I don’t know if you remember me or not, but I’m the guy who fingered you at sleepaway camp.”
Dave Gorman: Problem Solving.
The calendar, and all its complexity and intricacies, are sorted-out by Dave Gorman. About time too.
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US immigration forms are *so* much fun. They’re like a bizarro purity test.
Posted to Twitter at 5:41 p.m.
Have you ever: a. Been a habitual drunkard? [ ] Yes [X] No b. Been a prostitute, or procured anyone for prostitution? [ ] Yes [X] No
Posted to Twitter at 5:41 p.m.
“Have you ever advocated (either directly or indirectly) the overthrow of any government
by force or violence?” [ ] Yes [X] No
Posted to Twitter at 5:39 p.m.
OSX Preview will let me fill in PDF forms, but won’t let me save them in a still-editable format? WTF?
Posted to Twitter at 5:10 p.m.
My goal for today: After 4.5hrs sleep last night, stay awake until about 8pm, sleep right through the night and wake up at a decent hour.
Posted to Twitter at 4:17 p.m.
With the week off, my body clock has shifted to sleeping from 5am to noon. It’s in for a rude (literal) awakening on Wednesday morning.
Posted to Twitter at 4:17 a.m.
Welcome to 2008, Central Time. Now let’s sneer at those losers on the left coast. 2007 is *so* last year.
Posted to Twitter at 1:04 a.m.
Happy New Year from 2008 Eastern Standard Time. Have a great year, everyone.
Posted to Twitter at 12:08 a.m.
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