➠ January 4, 2008
What good is an obesity epidemic if I can’t get khakis that fit at the mall? Get fatter, America! Make my girth economically viable.
Posted to Twitter at 5:37 p.m.
Just discovering that the booking for my return flight from CES is all kinds of fucked-up. GAH!
Posted to Twitter at 3:07 p.m.
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