“groovy mother...”

heh.

Proxy for transparent(-ish) sharding of MySQL databases.

Yes, I know it’s still the honeymoon period, and Obama isn’t even president yet, but still… His appointment of a Nobel Prize-winning scientist who has been researching renewable energy to the post of Secretary of Energy is such a great sign. Really excited for the next four years.

Microsoft would like to sell you the billg mugshot on a T-shirt. Bizarre.

Why am I only finding this now? A smart replacement for the “find . | xargs grep” recipe I use on a daily basis.

Jon Stewart and Mike Huckabee debate gay marriage, in an insightful and grown-up manner. Choice quotes: “Religion is far more of a choice than homosexuality.” and “Semantics is cold comfort when it comes to humanity.”

Short, fun, Flash approximation of ye olde LucasArts adventures from Homestar Runner. Ace!

A moment of pride, as photos Joy & I took were runners-up in the LOLZoo contest. (I didn’t think that was my funniest caption, but hey! That’s why I’m not at the helm of a ridiculously money-making online “humour” conglomerate!)

The Beatles, “I Want to Hold Your Hand”

I want to do it with you.

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Marvin Gaye, “Let’s Get It On”

I want to do it with you.

New browser plugin from Google that runs “native” libraries in place. Lazy hacks are no doubt currently sharpening their “Flash killer” typing fingers.

“goin to Mars. BRB”