“Groovy Motherfucker”

Good move by the TSA: Investing in training screeners with the ability to pick out suspicious characters at the airport; skills that can be used regardless of whether a “bad guy” is planning on using liquids, boxcutters, or dental floss as part of their “plot”.

Build yourself an 11-tuner DVR so you can record every new show this season without having to think about it.

“By reporting this entirely true information, we hope to sap America’s fighting spirit”