➠ February 20, 2008
Not appreciative of the new proximity-sensing foaming hand-soap dispenser in the restroom. It keeps unexpectedly ejaculating up my sleeve.
Posted to Twitter at 2:44 p.m.
taint.org: Vote for Dustin on Saturday
Amazing! Ireland’s potential Eurovision entry treats Eurovision with precisely the seriousness it deserves. Best entry since “Guildo Horn and the Orthopedic Stockings”?
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