“Groovy Motherfucker”

Current status: unemployed. Now, which way to the benefits office?

My favourite salmonbot spam so far: “Oh my god, you’re Buffy the vampire slayer, aren’t you?!” (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TheGreatHatsby)

Today, the role of “Rod’s Breath” will be played by a tramp who fell asleep in some spoiled cream. Groo.

RT @dsandler: “I think maybe you can drill for more white Russians off the coast of Alaska, where they naturally loom.”

Is there any worse kind of hangover than the karaoke hangover? Think I drained our nation’s strategic white russian reserves last night.

Anyone in the bay area want to hire a solid software architect type? Warning: I suffer fools poorly.

Have spent the last hour crafting an email that is essentially a letter of resignation. Will sleep before hitting send.