“Groovy Motherfucker”

Apparently, the consumers of lottery scratch cards in the UK aren’t particularly good at maths. Whodvethunkit? “I phoned Camelot and they fobbed me off with some story that -6 is higher - not lower - than -8 but I’m not having it.”

Hooray! I’ve been looking for this article for years, but couldn’t remember its name. “I expect that this analysis should settle the toilet seat controversey for once and for all - if John and Marsha are mathematicians.”