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Filed under 'noticings'

February 24, 2010

Attack!

Attack!

January 17, 2010

DRUG BUYERS BEWARE

DRUG BUYERS BEWARE

"Your license plate number is being reported to the police department"

* Mind your dog’s excrements

* Mind your dog’s excrements

We will be closed

We will be closed

January 16, 2010

“We Honor Master Charge”

“We Honor Master Charge”

I love this sign hanging-by-a-thread at an auto repair shop on Ocean Ave, given that "Master Charge" was renamed Mastercard over 30 years ago.

January 15, 2010

Lost guitar???

Lost guitar???

Given all the question marks, I'm kind of puzzled as to what this sign is for. "Have you lost a guitar?" "Have you found a lost guitar?" "Will a guitar somehow feature in the plot of the upcoming season of Lost?"

December 23, 2009

Warning: Vicious scorpions on the loose

Warning: Vicious scorpions on the loose

December 20, 2009

Sales of “Playboy’s Fully Clothed Playmates” were presumably disappointing

Sales of “Playboy’s Fully Clothed Playmates” were presumably disappointing

December 19, 2009

No “texting”

No “texting”

December 7, 2009

“Captain Obvious”

“Captain Obvious”

I'm sorry you're lost, Captain Obvious, but you have an amazing name!

December 5, 2009

Oh, huge ignored pile of Yellow Pages

Oh, huge ignored pile of Yellow Pages

You're so very, very obsolete.

December 1, 2009

The kind of happiness you can only truly get with a beard

The kind of happiness you can only truly get with a beard

November 29, 2009

HAPPY MEAT DAY!

HAPPY MEAT DAY!

Where does the time go? It seems like just yesterday I was sending out my "Tofu Day" cards.

November 28, 2009

Sad Bear offers a Sad Flower

Sad Bear offers a Sad Flower

Green

Green

My detailed botanical skills make me certain that this is some sort of fucking cabbage, or something.

“HOME DELIVERY SUBCRIBER”

“HOME DELIVERY SUBCRIBER”

Details on the crime of littering, sadly not available.

November 19, 2009

“Tips Are a Good Karm”

“Tips Are a Good Karm”

November 9, 2009

Limited colour pallet

Limited colour pallet

A combination of this week's task on noticings and a weak pun. Hurrah!

November 7, 2009

Lost

Lost

November 3, 2009

DO NQT ENTER

DO NQT ENTER

Remember kids, always buy sufficient "O"s for your signs before making them.

saute-swinish