“groovy mother...”

"Your license plate number is being reported to the police department"

I love this sign hanging-by-a-thread at an auto repair shop on Ocean Ave, given that "Master Charge" was renamed Mastercard over 30 years ago.

Given all the question marks, I'm kind of puzzled as to what this sign is for. "Have you lost a guitar?" "Have you found a lost guitar?" "Will a guitar somehow feature in the plot of the upcoming season of Lost?"

I'm sorry you're lost, Captain Obvious, but you have an amazing name!

You're so very, very obsolete.

Where does the time go? It seems like just yesterday I was sending out my "Tofu Day" cards.

My detailed botanical skills make me certain that this is some sort of fucking cabbage, or something.

Details on the crime of littering, sadly not available.

A combination of this week's task on noticings and a weak pun. Hurrah!

Remember kids, always buy sufficient "O"s for your signs before making them.