“groovy mother...”

If you’ve ever paid for the popular placebo “Airborne” (or are willing to pretend to to get some free cash), you can claim your money back, since they now admit they falsely claimed they had ever run a clinical study, although this cannot and should not be taken as an admission that it is not effective in any way, shape or form. Lying, profiteering, anti-science fuckholes.

If you bought any diamond jewellery between January 1994 and April 2006, you can become part of the class action and apply for a share of De Beers’s settlement. Depending on what you bought (and the number of people who apply for their share), you could get around 30% of the purchase price back!