Yaypir!
Seriously, you don’t want to know how long I spent making this.

(Source: The opening credits of the current series of Survivor)
BABY TAPIR!
(This has been a test of the Emergency Tapir Network.
Seriously, you don’t want to know how long I spent making this.

(Source: The opening credits of the current series of Survivor)
Hooray for tapirs — the most wicked awesomest damned herbivores in the world!
Joy and I "adopted" a Tapir at the zoo last year.
Joy & I “adopted” the Malayian Tapirs at San Diego Zoo as part of our Christmas gift to each other. Tapirs are *awesomely* ridiculous looking creatures, and I love ‘em to bits. Can’t wait to see them when we’re in California in June.