“Groovy Motherfucker”

A siberian tiger "opening" its "presents". It struggled with the challenge of getting into the cardboard boxes containing a hambone and some meat.

Lesson learned: If you're ever chased by a tiger, hiding in a cardboard box will gain you an extra three or four minutes before you're mauled.

I saw these prints, and had to have some. Animals in formal wear? Oh yes! For I am nothing, if not formal.

It took a lot of effort to winnow down my choices from the huge selection, but I eventually went with t-rex, elephant, tiger, and goat. (The goat was a given, because goats eating things? ARE COMEDY GOLD!)

From Ryan Berkley Illustration.

We can rebuild him. We have the technology. Kelvingrove Art Gallery and Museum.