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August 31, 2006

The Ant & Dec pub quiz machine

The Ant & Dec pub quiz machine

Edinburgh Castle

Edinburgh Castle

High Street, Edinburgh

High Street, Edinburgh

August 26, 2006

Fringe Review: The Phone Book Live!

future historians Aug 21, 2006 by Rod Begbie

A dumb idea, but one that's certainly in keeping with the traditions of the Fringe, The Phone Book Live is a daily fifteen-minute show which asks a different Fringe performer each day to prove that they are talented enough to achieve the old adage: To read a page from the phone book, and make it entertaining.

The night we went, it was Tony Robinson from off-of Blackadder, Maid Marian and Time Team. His historical experiences from Time Team paid off, as he spent the first five minutes excitedly telling the audience about this historical significance of the phone book -- That instead of one census every ten years, now there's a new phone book every year giving the names and addresses of people, so future historians will be better able to research us. After this excited ramble (which the host of the show was happy to let go on, since in his own words, "I only had some questions with bad puns based on Time Team and Blackadder"), Tony read names and addresses from the "P" section of the Plymouth phone book, asking audience members to imagine who these people were, and to describe the history, career and life of the phonebook members of Plymouth.

It was a great show for a fiver, but of course, varied greatly depending on who was performing. Other nights, I'm told, performers read the phone book in the voice of Mavis Riley (that'd be Les Dennis), or sang them (Mitch Benn).

A fun experience, for a great cause (the phone books are auctioned off each night in support of Childline), and a perfectly-Fringey way to start the night, ★★★★☆

August 24, 2006

Burke & Hare

I’ll write more reviews shortly (before dashing out to see another four shows today), but I just thought I’d comment that it’s just so wonderfully Edinburgh that the pub named after the prostitute-murdering pair Burke and Hare is now a strip club.

I just can’t see many punters in Milwaukee going to “Jeffrey Dahmer’s Titty Bar”.

Ron

Ron

Ron Jones holding forth on massively important topics, at 3am in the C's bar.

Joy & Larry Tish

Joy & Larry Tish

Joy taking part in a late-night improv show, so she can now add "Performed at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival" to her resume, if only on a technicality!

Ron Jones

Ron Jones

Our chum Ron Jones in The Black Jew Dialogues.

Top Trumps

Top Trumps

I introduced Joy to the wonder, amazement and excitement that is Top Trumps.

THIS IS WHERE…

THIS IS WHERE…

It's now a Chinese restaurant.

“The Life”

“The Life”

Pygmy Hippos

Pygmy Hippos

Mercedes

Mercedes

Mercedes the Polar Bear, so names because Mercedes-Benz sponsored her move from the wilds of Canada to Edinburgh Zoo.

Relaxing Leopard

Relaxing Leopard

Prowling

Prowling

Rhino

Rhino

A great one-horned rhino.

Warthog

Warthog

One ugly, ugly creature!

Penguin Nests

Penguin Nests

Fact I learned at the zoo: Gentoo Penguins expell their shit out their arse over a metre, to keep it away from their nests. It's really quite breathtaking to behold.

Penguin Pontoon

Penguin Pontoon

Penguin

Penguin

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