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January 25, 2011

Cathode

OS X terminal application that emulates old & busted phosphor displays. Pointless and gorgeous.

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July 25, 2010

karthick18's inception

Programatic representation of the underwhelming movie, Inception.

“Running the program would unravel the entire sequence in the movie. Reading the code would explain the movie Programmatically.”

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July 23, 2010

Let's start a new life with iDish

This might upset some folks, but I think it’s beautiful. “If iPad were a dish, there are no problem”

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January 29, 2010

San Francisco's Answer to Westboro Baptist Church

Made me sad that I didn’t know they were in town until they were already here. I’d have loved to have protested outside Twitter with a “God Hates Failwhales” sign.

October 12, 2009

Cat Shit One

I have not the words. Has to be watched to be believed.

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October 9, 2009

15 Ladies Who Look Better In Mustaches

Michelle Obama? Wicked hot in a moustache.

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July 6, 2009

One & Other

A fantastically brilliant, stupid, and downright British arts project. Every hour, a different Briton stands on the “Fourth Plinth” in London’s Trafalgar Square and does whatever they want. The live webcam is somewhere between fascinating and deathly dull. In summary: Amazing.

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April 21, 2009

iccm-1.org

Answering the question: If God created Flash intros, would they be AWESOME or what?

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April 9, 2009

Will Fox Air Dollhouse's Final Episode or Not?

Dollhouse may not be as dead as thought. Fun with US TV politics means that what “FOX Broadcasting” (the TV network) ordered, and what “20th Century Fox Television” (the production company) produced for sale to secondary markets and DVDs, haven’t lined up, so there’s this mysterious not-to-be-aired 13th episode.

But let’s face it, Dollhouse is still probably not coming back.

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March 22, 2009

Scanwiches

Sandwiches + flat-bed-scanner == YUM!

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March 18, 2009

Browser Ball

Mindblowing JavaScript demo. Send a bouncing ball between browser windows.

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March 11, 2009

Channel 4 News - Cramer v Stewart

Slow news day in the UK, clearly. Channel 4 News covers the Jon Stewart / Jim Cramer kerfuffle.

March 6, 2009

"FOR SALE: THIS LAMPPOST."

Bizarre Ted L. Nancy-esque flyers. Made me smile.

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February 10, 2009

Pepsi Gravitational Field

Epically mental “leaked” Pepsi rebranding document. Hard to tell if this is genuine Pseud’s Corner style bullshit, a genius bit of viral marketing by Pepsi, or a splendidly bizarre hoax.

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January 28, 2009

Cosmo Catalano: Tom Champion "snow emergency" remix

As a former Somervillain, this makes me very happy.

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January 15, 2009

jQuery SWFObject Plugin

Quite handy in its own right, but make sure and hit play to hear the “JQuery SWFObject Plugin” theme song.

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December 10, 2008

Softwear by Microsoft, A Clothing Line

Microsoft would like to sell you the billg mugshot on a T-shirt. Bizarre.

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November 23, 2008

YouTube - Toby y Sheila: pata adopto perrito!!!

If “Weekend at Bernie’s” was remade with a beagle and a duck…

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October 22, 2008

zip file quine

A .zip file which contains itself. Fun!

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October 12, 2008

http://☃.net/

The Unicode Snowman I mentioned yesterday gets even better — Thanks to Punycode, you can access it at http://☃.net/!

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October 11, 2008

Unicode Snowman for You

Unicode has a codepoint for *snowman*‽ ☃

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July 17, 2008

Safety first in Bangkok

Ever wondered what the international pictogram is for “girl on girl fisting”? It’s like xkcd porn.

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July 16, 2008

DEFENDER of the favicon

The classic arcade game Defender, implemented as a Firefox favicon! A bit of a silly hack, but the idea of updating favicons dynamically (to alert users when they’re looking at a different tab) has some milage.

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June 18, 2008

Stewart Butterfield's bizarre resignation letter

That’s the way to do it. “Nary a sheet of tin has rolled of our own production lines in over 30 years!”

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June 9, 2008

The Letter in the Pond

A grumpy “message to the future” uncovered when a pond was dug up in a back garden. I hope the author is aware their hard work was in vain.

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May 26, 2008

YAZ

Suggested advertising slogan for Boston: Avoid “the impossible dream” with this contraceptive pill.

(Alternative slogan for lovers of mildy obscure late 80’s British pop: Avoid increasing “the plastic population” with this pill.)

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May 23, 2008

Owls - Weebl's Stuff

I try hard to resist linking to every single animation Weebl posts, but this one was too good not to share.

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May 8, 2008

Sunshine Project Uncovers US Military "Gay Bomb"

Tonight’s “30 Rock”? Not *entirely* based on fiction.

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May 6, 2008

vi in JavaScript

Just what the internet needed… a vi clone implemented in JavaScript.

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April 29, 2008

Falindrome.com

“The world’s largest (only) source of fake palindromes!”

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February 14, 2008

Barack Obama Is Your New Bicycle

Collected facts about Barack Obama. This needs to be a Chumby app.

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January 24, 2008

Woman With Tattoo From Homemade Gun Got Sick

From the “News article opening lines which blow your mind” file: “Some women in Springfield, MO are regretting their decision last week to get a tattoo from a door-to-door tattoo salesman.”

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January 19, 2008

Move Over, "Meerkat Manor" | Newsweek

Bizarre tale of a plagiarised nature article appearing as dialogue in a trashy paperback romance.

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December 18, 2007

eBay auction: Drive Someone Insane with Postcards

“You are bidding on a rare chance to traumatize a treasured friend or relative with baffling, mind-numbing, mystery correspondence from abroad.” Hooray for the internet!

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November 3, 2007

Pac-Txt: Pac-Man meets Zork

Pac-man as interactive fiction.

> eat
You have eaten another glowing dot!

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October 4, 2007

Even after all this time on the internet, seatbelt fetishes are a new one by me.

This is a weird one — someone is scouring Flickr for photos of women in the back-seats of cars wearing their seatbelt.

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September 4, 2007

Glass and a Half Full Productions

Best use of a Phil Collins soundtrack EVAR! Quality bit of viral advertising from Cadbury’s.

August 27, 2007

YouTube - Miss Teen USA 2007 - South Carolina answers a question

Impressive shattering of all stereotypes about beauty queens *and* South Carolina.

July 25, 2007

YouTube - "Thriller"

Best video on YouTube? Possibly. 1,500 prisoners in the Phillipines performing the dance routine from the Thriller video.

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July 18, 2007

3D Mailbox: Worst. App. Ever.

Holy flaming crap! This is just spectacularly awesomely awful. Your email represented as human avatars hanging around a beach. The trailer has to be seen to be believed.

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June 28, 2007

Greg Packer - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Wikipedia page for the guy at the front of the line for the iPhone in New York. He’s quite the line-sitter!

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June 19, 2007

globeandmail.com: What would Jack Bauer do?

Supreme Court judge Justice Antonin Scalia: “Are you going to convict Jack Bauer? Say that criminal law is against him? ‘You have the right to a jury trial?’ Is any jury going to convict Jack Bauer? I don’t think so.” No, really. Frightening.

How to solve a maze with Photoshop

Photoshop lets you have your cake and eat it.

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June 2, 2007

Scarface Flip-Flops, sir?

Scarface Flip-Flops, sir?

Most bizarre thing spotted in a Hollywood gift-shop so far.

May 15, 2007

The VOCO Clock: Stephen Fry-voiced Alarm Clock

I’d seen this advertised in Private Eye, but this is the first time I’d looked at the website. An alarm clock that wakes you up gently with one of 50 recordings by Stephen Fry.

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April 18, 2007

Public safety hang-ups - The Boston Globe

The Scottsdale, AZ police department is running recruiting ads in the mens room at Fenway Park. I saw one last week, but really didn’t think it was an appropriate time to whip out my cellphone and take a photo.

Format War Soliders: Sync'd HD-DVD Purchase by Fanboys Spike Amazon Rank, Blu-Rayers Set To Retaliate - Gizmodo

A couple of hundred HD-DVD fanboys did an organized reverse-boycott, all purchasing HD-DVD discs on Amazon on the same day to try and prove… something. Not quite sure what. Really it emphasizes how lousy both formats are doing that a sales graph can be moved so dramatically by a few hundred customers.

March 27, 2007

Best Buy Acquires Speakeasy

Well, I didn’t see *that* coming. My ISP, the venerable and awesome Speakeasy, has been purchased by electrical retailer Best Buy. Wonder if their CSRs will have to start wearing blue shirts…

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March 5, 2007

Dating Design Patterns

Found while buying the Gang of Four book from Amazon. “Encapsulated Big Fat Opening: Creating a sandbox environment for a female to request the pleasure of your company while still claiming encapsulated intentions.” Bizarre.

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January 5, 2007

USB Humping Dog Porks a Wii - Gizmodo

Why am I only finding out about this *after* Christmas? This could have filled stockings beautifully.

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December 12, 2006

ridiculous_fish » Blog Archive » Logos

Logo Quiz — Can you tell the Digital Audio logos from the ones for Haircare?

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December 3, 2006

YouTube - Live Action Hamster Video Game

Hamster trapped in an 8-bit video game. It’s like Tron. But with a hamster.

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November 28, 2006

Skid Prooof Glove for Wii Controller

Hands getting sweaty from too much Wii-playing? Here’s your solution!

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November 5, 2006

Smokey Robinson’s ‘The Soul Is In the Bowl’ Red Beans and Rice

Smokey Robinson’s ‘The Soul Is In the Bowl’ Red Beans and Rice

New in the freezer section at Stop & Shop. "Diana Ross & The Temptations' Salisbury Steak Dinner" not pictured.

October 26, 2006

The Pure Breed Revolution! t-shirts, poster art and dog gifts

Shepard Fairey-style propaganda posters for dog-lovers. Some of these are great.

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October 22, 2006

Brainfuck - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

“The brainfuck language is an esoteric programming language noted for its extreme minimalism. It was designed to challenge and amuse programmers, and is not suitable for practical use.”

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October 12, 2006

Jobless man asks judge for jail time - CNN.com

Too old to get a job, but not old enough for social security? “Rob” a bank, and get the state to provide your food and shelter.

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September 29, 2006

BabyToupee.com

Life imitates SNL sketch.

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August 24, 2006

Burke & Hare

I’ll write more reviews shortly (before dashing out to see another four shows today), but I just thought I’d comment that it’s just so wonderfully Edinburgh that the pub named after the prostitute-murdering pair Burke and Hare is now a strip club.

I just can’t see many punters in Milwaukee going to “Jeffrey Dahmer’s Titty Bar”.

August 10, 2006

Amazon.com: 1Lb Fat Replica

Just the thing to keep in the fridge next to the Green & Black’s.

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May 9, 2006

Taylor Hicks Pacman

Does exactly what it says on the tin.

April 14, 2006

Category:Exploding animals - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Best! Wikipedia category! Evah! Everything you need to know about Bat Bombs, Anti-tank Dogs and the Oregon Exploding Whale. Suck it, Brittanica!

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January 19, 2006

3 Percent Fee On Cell Phones Started 107 Years Ago

The 3% “Federal Excise Tax” on your cellphone bill? It’s to help pay for the 1898 Spanish-American war.

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December 6, 2005

~stevenf: What

Amazon have clearly realised that there’s money in the banana stand.

November 26, 2005

beedogs

Does exactly what it says on the can. “Beedogs.com is the premier online repository for pictures of dogs in bee costumes.”

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November 4, 2005

Television Without Pity > The Apprentice > Recaps & Extras > Season 4 Episode 7

Recaplet of last night’s Apprentice, the boardroom of which was one of the finest, most superbly bizarre and duck-behind-a-cushionly cringemaking bits of television ever.

October 28, 2005

Archie Goes Goth

“Totally dismal and excellent”

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Microsoft Office Templates: Crime scenes with shapes

Visio: It’s not just for process flows

October 26, 2005

Motorway map of England, Scotland and Wales

Nicely done map of the British motorway system in the style of the London Underground map. Not particularly *useful*, but man, is it pretty.

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October 24, 2005

Cassette Jam

Yikes! It’s kind of creepy that seeing some of these blank tapes reminds me of the ZX Spectrum games I had pirated on each kind!

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October 20, 2005

Damn cool illusion

Hadn’t seen this one before. See pink dots disappear before your eyes.

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October 3, 2005

Spam Stock Tracker

“Tracking how much money people can lose with penny stocks from spam.” Next you’ll be telling me that V!A6RA doesn’t work!

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October 2, 2005

The Duct Tape Band Aid

It’s the Elmo sticking plaster for tough-guys. Genius bit of targetted marketing, right down to the “designed to fit easily in a toolbox” packaging.

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September 27, 2005

Meanwhile

Meanwhile is a fantasticly headfucking “Choose Your Own Adventure”-style comic-book from Jason Shiga, who was responsible for the superb “Fleep” strip.

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September 22, 2005

School band play 'Endtroducing' with real instruments

Superb! DJ Shadow re-imagined by hitting things with sticks.

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September 13, 2005

Privacy Enhanced Computer Display

“It is also possible to use the system to “underlay” a private message on a public display system.” Anyone else reminded of “They Live”?

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September 9, 2005

Pulp/Radiohead supergroup forms to be Weird Sisters

Following on from Ian Brown’s cameo in the last Harry Potter film, Jarvis Cocker and a couple of Radioheadies are going to appear in the next one,

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This is an archive of groovmother.com, the old blog run by Rod Begbie — A Scottish geek who lives in San Francisco, CA.

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