“groovy mother...”

I need to get some of these sticker’s. (via jillybee)

Form the possessive of nouns by adding ‘s, just an apostrophe, just an s, a semicolon, a w, an ampersand, a 9, or anything. “My wifesd*porcupine hot pix for u.”

Forwarded to me by a co-worker after a grammar argument. “The comma is supposed to go inside the quotes.”

Grocer’s apostrophe spotting’s.

“An English language grammar blog tracking abuse of the word literally”. Because that drives me hopping mad. Literally.