Filed under 'wtf'
➠ September 16, 2009
Facebook’s impression of me?
A wannabe-mafioso with piles.
➠ July 31, 2009
Move to Windows 7
From the “Holy Shit! Are You Fucking Kidding Me‽” department: Windows XP users will have to format their hard drives and do clean installs to upgrade to Windows 7 — there is no “upgrade” option that keeps their installed programs intact.
➠ May 28, 2009
Firefox: Most Popular Search Engine…
I stare at this caption, and I can’t even begin to work out what they THOUGHT they were saying. Every time you think you work it out, you realise it’s still wrong.
➠ December 15, 2008
➠ November 23, 2008
YouTube - Toby y Sheila: pata adopto perrito!!!
If “Weekend at Bernie’s” was remade with a beagle and a duck…
➠ September 22, 2008
WTF‽
(You might need to turn up your volume on this one)
Another test video. As I was playing around with my Zi6, filming the dogs, a sudden shout from the bedroom distracts Clyde.
➠ September 15, 2008
Penny Arcade! - Consensus
A pretty accurate representation of the Bill Gates/Jerry Seinfeld Microsoft ads.
➠ July 31, 2008
It's a Different Set of Rules - The Daily WTF
Forwarded to me by a co-worker after a grammar argument. “The comma is supposed to go inside the quotes.”
➠ May 30, 2008
Techdirt: Web 2.0 Buzzword Bingo
“To be useful across different types of social media, profiles and reputation have to be localized and linked to the context of the conversation. In this way, thought leaders emerge within and across communities based on their specific expertise and contributions.” Obviously.
➠ May 14, 2008
UPS: Tracking Information
Nice work UPS. The package Amazon overnighted me last night? Has been delivered in 2006. Now that is speedy delivery.
➠ January 24, 2008
Woman With Tattoo From Homemade Gun Got Sick
From the “News article opening lines which blow your mind” file: “Some women in Springfield, MO are regretting their decision last week to get a tattoo from a door-to-door tattoo salesman.”
➠ December 17, 2007
NVidia RAID
Rebuilding a RAID-1 array with a new disk. "Data from one of the selected disks can be preserved in a new array. If one of the disks in the new array has data you wish to save, select it now."
Uhm.. yeah... any chance you could give me *ANY* kind of distinction between the two drives? Perhaps highlight the one that has my fucking data on it?
➠ April 16, 2007
Design of the New U.S. e-Passport
Holy crap, the new US passport design looks like a Colbert Report “let’s overdo it with the eagles and flags” pisstake!
➠ January 24, 2007
Baby Einstein - BuzzFeed
Gathering together posts equally confused by the bizarre cameo during last night’s State of the Union by the creator of those bullshit Baby Einstein DVDs. “Bush points out the American Dream in the audience and apparently, the American Dream looks like a less pointy Ann Coulter.”
➠ November 28, 2006
➠ October 10, 2006
Qloud
Some kind of weird audioscrobbler-type thing, that allows you to deal with Tags inside iTunes. Or something. Their site is incomprehensibly flashy and slidey and swoopy and I only got five hours sleep last night.
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