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Harry Potter books 1-6 in 100 words or less.

Your guide to the pick of the spoilers from the Harry Potter leak. I can’t believe Hagrid killed Hermione!

According to a survey, 32% of people who bought the fourth Harry Potter book didn’t finish reading it. Which makes sense, because it was shit. Life’s too short for 200 pages on a Quidditch tournament.

Following on from Ian Brown’s cameo in the last Harry Potter film, Jarvis Cocker and a couple of Radioheadies are going to appear in the next one,