February 5, 2008
Me & David Ortiz
I finally have photographic proof that I met David Ortiz at CES.
Because my camera was a tad busted, the folks behind me in line offered to take my photo with their camera, then email me the photo. It arrived last night, so now you can all see evidence of the strong personal friendship me & Papi share.
(I'm the one on the right)
August 22, 2007
Boston Red Sox - Sunshine state
The Globe’s Gordon Edes, painting pictures with words: “Ortiz was still light on his feet after the game, dancing in the buff back and forth in the shower room while singing over and over at the top of his lungs the theme from “Monday Night Football.” “Dah-dah-dah-DAH, dah-dah-dah-DAH,” sang Ortiz, apparently jacked up that the team’s fantasy football draft was about to commence as soon as he could find a towel.”
I’m not going to be able to shift that image from my brain for a while.
April 21, 2007
“Boston Runs On Big Papi”
August 10, 2005
David Ortiz is a pussy
His salsa only comes in Medium? Wimp!
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