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July 30, 2009

Report: Manny Ramirez, David Ortiz tested positive for performance-enhancing drugs in 2003 - ESPN

*le sigh*. The inevitability of this news doesn’t really take the edge off the sadness. The Red Sox had been lucky with the steroid testing leaks and reports so far. Now, the 2004 & 2007 World Series wins are _officially_ tarnished.

June 4, 2009

Bill Simmons - It's hard to say goodbye to David Ortiz

Great piece by Bill Simmons on the decline of the Large Father. FWIW, I don’t think Papi’s current decline is a sign of stopping using a banned substance — Why would he stop now? Nothing has changed in MLB testing over the last couple of years.

February 5, 2008

Me & David Ortiz

Me & David Ortiz

I finally have photographic proof that I met David Ortiz at CES.

Because my camera was a tad busted, the folks behind me in line offered to take my photo with their camera, then email me the photo. It arrived last night, so now you can all see evidence of the strong personal friendship me & Papi share.

(I'm the one on the right)

August 22, 2007

Boston Red Sox - Sunshine state

The Globe’s Gordon Edes, painting pictures with words: “Ortiz was still light on his feet after the game, dancing in the buff back and forth in the shower room while singing over and over at the top of his lungs the theme from “Monday Night Football.” “Dah-dah-dah-DAH, dah-dah-dah-DAH,” sang Ortiz, apparently jacked up that the team’s fantasy football draft was about to commence as soon as he could find a towel.”

I’m not going to be able to shift that image from my brain for a while.

April 21, 2007

“Boston Runs On Big Papi”

“Boston Runs On Big Papi”

August 10, 2005

David Ortiz is a pussy

David Ortiz is a pussy

His salsa only comes in Medium? Wimp!

December 10, 2004

Wheaties Box

Wheaties Box

Breakfast of (World Series) Champions

October 19, 2004

Ortiz has a Posse

Ortiz has a Posse

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